I like to think that if the supernatural didn’t exist, Charlie and Dean would’ve grown up together as best bros. Her mum and his dad wouldn’t have been around much so they’d get up to all sorts of geeky stuff together and break into teachers’ cars on the weekends just because. They wouldn’t ever get caught. Charlie’d teach Dean about computers and he’d teach her about cars, and they’d have epic Star Trek and Firefly marathons during the school holidays where they’d invite Cas and Sam and dress up. I think at one stage Charlie would’ve been taller than Dean and she’d tease him about it, a lot, with Charlie always saying, "Chin up, bitch." Then suddenly they’d both be grown and he would’ve been taller than her but she’d keep saying it because, you know, sometimes he just needed to hear it anyway.
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS THAT YOU WEREN’T ON THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK????
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.